grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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