It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
