Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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