glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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