Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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