I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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