Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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