She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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