Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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