We won't sleep together?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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