so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
