opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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