You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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