idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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