Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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