I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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