His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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