Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
