It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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