win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The power of my boobs compel you
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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