dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
someone owes me an orgasm
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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