Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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