Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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