I cut my penus on the lid.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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