Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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