It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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