Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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