It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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