she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
