Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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