Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
