Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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