I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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