Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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