Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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