Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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