the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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