he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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