Your tits are I can't wait for
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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