why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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