I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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