I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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