Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
