Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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