i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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