You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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