Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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