I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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