Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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