I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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