im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Randomize
