what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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